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Truck Demotivational Poster

REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.

TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by suzieq

TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am
I like them for their 3rd n******.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!

U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!

TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by hootizz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am
Ha! Humans.

SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast

TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone sh** a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" ph**o. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...

COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?

TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: coke truck fail
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

slayerabyss - June 2, 2015, 11:22 am
trink is drink in german
Renza - January 22, 2013, 7:21 am
why is drink mispelled on the truck...
MrFurry - February 26, 2012, 8:35 am
coke still better
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:25 am
That's Why I Like Coke !
krazyivanthedivine - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
Thanks man!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:37 pm
you gotta l5ve this one... welcome to the party :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 4:13 pm
Come to thing of it, Coke does taste like 5hit.

AMERICAN TRUCKS - Pissing off smug yuppies ocean to ocean

TAGS: truck
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by 50cal

erock - September 8, 2010, 5:03 pm
awesome 50cal!

COSPLAYING - when done this good who needs a social life


TAGS: guinness truck rainbow wytch
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Wytch

GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:18 pm
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:04 am
Unless it's Guinness Draught. I swear to God they brew that stuff with ground up pencil lead.


TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.

TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important

TAGS: boat truck crash tie down
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 5:02 am
If you don't ratchet, it'll be rat ****.


TAGS: truckers convoy cwmccall
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:26 pm
"ROCKIN'" Personally, I thought it was "TRUCKIN'" but that would be kinda redundant, under the circumstances. Hope that helps.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
Sean - April 1, 2011, 4:02 pm
Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud please come to patient admissions, stat!
Kspace - April 1, 2011, 8:41 am
I miss tunnels...
Sean - March 31, 2011, 2:00 pm
"They even had a bear in the air." (And that's from memory ... now I'm off to YouTube.) Thanks Airman for putting that song in my head. I'll do you for that! 5.
50cal - March 31, 2011, 1:53 pm
Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:02 am
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 7:20 pm
10-4 good buddy, watch for that bear in the air. 5

SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!

TAGS: car smart car off road truck cool new
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Scott

aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:19 pm
Anything that would tip when making a turn at 30 MPH can't be considered awesome.... unless it has big guns attached to it, like an AT-AT.
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm
I'm not sure I'd use the word "awesome". "Ridiculous"? Sure.

MEN'S STUFF - My truck is bigger than your truck.

TAGS: truck big car men accident
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by suzieq

boutilier666 - July 9, 2013, 1:03 pm
Was real actually, happened at a mine I work at in Mexico. I recognize the picture from our safety report
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:37 pm
Indeed. :D Wonder if it was an accident or on purpose. If the latter, someone must've really pissed them off.
gas - January 22, 2012, 9:42 pm

THE SOUTH - Ruining childhood memories

TAGS: delorean monstertruck
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

ConnieChung - June 8, 2013, 3:56 pm
Good gravy Marie....I need to change my shorts..
- September 7, 2011, 5:37 pm
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:35 am
GREAT SCOTT! Send that to the Lybians. 5 flux capacitors

SEMI-TRUCKS - Since 1984; Secretly hoping they're Optimus Prime

TAGS: semi truck optimus prime transformers 1984
Rating: 4.32/5

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CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
Thanks ^_^
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:13 pm

nicely done dude!

KIDS TODAY - Naïve and desensitized to violence Billy is about to find out that is NOT Optimus Prime

TAGS: kids today horror roadkill truck
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by cj29

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 7:56 pm
Agreed! It's funny when the wife's teenage brother THOUGHT he knew karate, and then he thought he knew what pain was.... He does now, lol.

FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.


Items confiscated -

TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.

LOGIC, CONTEXT AND SENSE - This picture knows not the meaning of those words

TAGS: wat truck tree
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by mattb

Mc Lovin - April 14, 2009, 9:49 am
ok, chuck norris, FAIL.

EPIC FAIL 2 FOR 1 - Seriously, you did that TWICE?!

TAGS: trucks fail epic fail
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Lincoln

lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 2:07 am

FAIL. - Ironic?

TAGS: fail irony firetruck
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:56 am
Dammit.... *...look 'at' it this way...* my bad
M0rd3kaI - February 10, 2012, 9:56 am
Hey, look it this way..... they're making their own jobs. if all else fails, they won't go out of business though
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:05 am
Many years ago in my home town the fire house burned to the ground.
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 12:04 am
Total fail, I can see the headlines now. Firetruck get on fire on its own. Truely a sad time for this town.


TAGS: theone pink redneck truck
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by TheOne

TheOne - March 1, 2011, 6:42 pm
Yeah...I see your point but i really don't look that far into the fakes so i can figure how low this was going once i saw the others like this and i may make a second attemp on this pic.
coldinjected - March 1, 2011, 2:13 pm
Sorry TheOne. Not going to get much love. The joke has been REALLY played out. The picture has potential. I'd like to see a new attempt.

SO LOOK... - And so that truckers are born, jimmy.

TAGS: trucker born on truck
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by James

CANADA - January 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
LMAO @ fatt matt
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
There is a Optimus Prime prostate joke in there somewhere. He'll find it.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 3:32 pm
I just wanted to be the first to say...Huh? And WTF?

OVER COMPENSATION - Some people just do it too well!


TAGS: semi truck animals run
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by brobro70

agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 9:36 pm
Derek - November 15, 2010, 9:20 pm
"Semi Truck"? Looks fully truck to me.

BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates

TAGS: september challenge trucks when prime was a little pickup
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Airman - July 6, 2012, 5:09 pm
MR M, it's from 2009.. it doesn't get to see the light of day much anymore
motinet - July 6, 2012, 3:58 pm

136 votes and not a single facebook share?!?!?!??
rerun - October 5, 2009, 8:34 pm

next she will be showing the one with him n**e on the rug in front of the fireplace
Airman - September 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
THAT is funny
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 9:06 am
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Great and kinda sweet too. Altogether now: "Ahhh, Moooommmmm!"
DrunkenDave101 - September 27, 2009, 7:02 am
This amuses me
Cam - September 27, 2009, 4:02 am
Hahaha. Very nice. 5 lions.


TAGS: truck church lake accident
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Chef - May 11, 2010, 12:33 am
And lo, he did also say ****... and soiled his pants! 5L

PUCKER FACTOR - On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11.

TAGS: bolivia mountain trucks highway scary
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 3:17 am
It makes the Apache Trail's Fish Creek Hill look silly. FYI the Fish Creek Hill starts w/ a 1000 ft drop.
faulty switch - November 21, 2009, 2:52 am
i like the way you think CANADA
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 3:58 pm
I sure wouldnt have my seat belt on,I wouldnt even have doors on my truck! those things would just slow me from jumping if it tipped
Derek - November 10, 2009, 3:13 pm
There'd be more than a few dead lorries down below I'd wager.
KDP3 - November 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
f*** that

TEN TRUCK - Because Brothers don't forget brothers

TAGS: truck fire
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by vin2732

EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 11:48 pm
Wish I could forget mine.

36'' LIFT KIT - Because sometimes normal compensation just isn't enough.

AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.

TAGS: fail owned truck driver crash low bridge
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

440wakeup - March 21, 2011, 9:34 am
The blazer i cant explain why someoene would ship that too germany, but thats the only thing thats american.
Hakiu - May 20, 2009, 2:25 pm
Tunnel Bait, which are just as bad as tunnels.
Little Johnny - May 19, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fail... this picture is from Germany and it is not an American at the wheel.

TOW TRUCKS - They work on Big Rigs too!!!!


TAGS: police truck personality
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

fan4camping - April 29, 2012, 4:26 pm
LOL Good One! Perfect example of why I come to this site, and why one should refrain from consuming a beverage while reading here.. it may make a hasty exit out their nose.
Cyberhagen - June 22, 2011, 1:30 pm
ROFLMAO.. I didn't see that coming.


IRONY - Adding insult to injury since... ever

THE WORDS - a husband doesn't want to hear from his wife while parking: "By the way, your GIRLFRIEND called!"

BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up

THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT - When I said "let's carpool"



YEAH, SCREW EARTH! - What has it done for us anyway, right?

TAGS: truck earth funny green diesel
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by CAE24

AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:35 pm
It's not going to run now that he let the magic smoke out.
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
"Thats how dad did it, thats how America does it, and it has worked out pretty well so far." Tony Stark

POLICE PURSUITS - This is how they ought to be handled.

TAGS: monster truck cops fail owned
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:31 pm
i wanna get f***ed in the arse
shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
im g**
ya mother - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
f*** yeah

JAYWALKING - I was crossing the street the other day, when suddenly, it hit me...

TAGS: jaywalking truck
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by HugoPhurst

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:36 am
That'5 hilariou5.

SHEER LUCK - The small log could have fallen on the truck.

I BUILT MY MONSTER TRUCK MYSELF. - It may need some more finetuning, though.

TAGS: truck
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

corbett06 - July 26, 2010, 11:13 pm
gotta love log skidders
CANADA - July 26, 2010, 12:45 am
truck looks like fun
GreyScorpion - July 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I walk the lion!!! whoo-hooo!!
rerun - July 25, 2010, 5:24 pm

something about a 67/68/69 caddy. cannot recall name, but I know it was Cash
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 5:23 pm
LOL! Which one? I walk the lion?
rerun - July 25, 2010, 5:20 pm

reminds me of a Johnny Cash song



TAGS: wyoming wind sleeping truck humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 20, 2013, 11:27 am

On a trip to Denver last winter, we counted 22 rigs sleeping by the side of the road on I-25~~and that was only the southbound lanes.
STP - December 20, 2013, 1:40 am
I first drove through Wyoming around this time back in 2008. Within 10 miles of crossing the state line, I found either two or three trucks tipped over just like this.
GaryO - December 11, 2013, 10:58 pm

Irish Drivers -


TAGS: workers concrete poles truck planning
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

freestyler - May 21, 2010, 12:17 pm
FYI, they drove backwards going between the poles.
Feasibly - May 21, 2010, 9:27 am
Great point Face. Same goes for the pic.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 1:34 am
Should have thought about this one a bit more. Great pic but your verbiage only explained the pic. 2L

FAIL - I don't think you'll be working today or tomorrow.

Oversized Vehicles -

'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!

TAGS: trucker crash door peterbilt special
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by hootizz

forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:59 am
he probably saw the "TWIST"-sign first...

Special Delivery -

TAGS: trucking signs money makers
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:10 pm

ICE ROAD TRUCKERS - Why not just park it?


TRUCKS - You can't throw the empties into the back of this.

TAGS: trucks
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

TOMTOM - After-two-hundred-meters-sharp-right.


DISTRACTED DRIVERS - A quick trip to the ATM and a quick bladder drainage. Careless people.

considering -

TAGS: vehicles cars trucks suvs japan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:24 pm
Tri-itto? The motofake thingy? Other comments? You know what I'm trying to say right? Teehee.
curlyrocks - September 6, 2013, 6:31 pm
Where are the Japanese persons friends supposed to sit? Or do all Asian people hate every other Asian person?


Advertising -

TAGS: pies advertising truck
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:50 am
American Pie? "Sock" it to 'em crotchety! One time...at 5L band camp...

Side Seat Driving -

oops! -


Reflection -

score -

TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


TAGS: roast toast mods calendar truckin
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Greeny

KoU - January 12, 2012, 10:57 am
Aahhahaha go on!!(Y)

TRAGEDY - Thy name is discarded bacon.

one wrong turn -


TAGS: truck
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Driveway Savvy -

REPRIMAND - "When I was a kid, I had to do everything my father told me to... NOW you WILL butter that bacon boy! I don't care if your heart hurts

TAGS: imagine a truckload of bacon
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - March 23, 2011, 3:58 pm
Haha yeah thanks tellitlikeitis... it got sorted out :)
tellitlikeitis - March 22, 2011, 9:56 pm
CaptainBaked.... been there, done that. It's really all positive criticism. Don't take it personally, just say it in a poster (bahaaaaaaaaa).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 7:20 pm
Tell it to Mrs.Moooooooooooo....she thinks I'm an a**hole.
Reality Lord - March 22, 2011, 5:47 pm

Moooo...dude you frickin rock.
Greeny - March 22, 2011, 6:11 am
Reprimanding over a reprimand... perfect irony!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 5:24 am
All is forgiven...It's good that we had low expectations from you.XD
CaptainBaked - March 22, 2011, 5:19 am
And I understand where I went wrong here... Apologies to the greybeards, Rerun and Moooooooooooooooooo. It won't happen again...
CaptainBaked - March 22, 2011, 4:56 am
Am i being reprimanded? Ironic that... :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 4:25 am
I'll rephrase that....I'd better hear from you
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 4:14 am
Excuse Me?......Rerun was joking. ....Do our job properly?.......PM me and explain that statement....It would be really easy to play the heavy and just ban you, but I wanna do my (volunteer) job "properly". I hope to hear from you
CaptainBaked - March 22, 2011, 4:07 am
Wow rerun... one tagged poster and you want to reject everything I make? Take a chill pill bro it was a honest mistake... Moooooo we should meet each**her halfway: I'll make sure I don't submit a tagged poster again and you guys do your job properly :)
ICEMAN - March 22, 2011, 12:19 am
Just one, eh???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 12:07 am
Yep, sometimes one gets past us.
Bull - March 21, 2011, 10:08 pm
noob question. When you say tagged you mean there's a website on the ph**o right? Because I definitely see a website on that pic.
tellitlikeitis - March 21, 2011, 9:42 pm
Ouch... regardless of the "super stock label" (as I've made that mistake before), the text is good.
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:31 pm

maybe we should just reject anything with the captainbaked name?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2011, 7:53 pm
No it's not funny, You are responsible for not submitting tagged pics. We can't catch every mistake.
CaptainBaked - March 21, 2011, 7:01 pm
I dont even know what super stock is... never heard of that in my life? Funny how I got away with this...
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 11:58 am
The poster is of a super stock label. Is the tag the pic of a boy and his dad in the background?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2011, 11:35 am
Wow!...I'm gonna PM the mod that approved this just so I can laugh at him.
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 11:27 am
This might be tagged.... hard to tell.


EPIC FAILURE - Most people go through life meeting others who have failed worse than themselves. But you will never again be like most people.


I R O N Y - Satan's comedy.

Estimation -

TAGS: fail truck
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Ernie

Sean - May 24, 2008, 12:00 am
Dammit Ernie, you're hell bent on putting the de- back in demotivational posters. Very funny -- and not just this one.

JACKS - Who needs them?

TAGS: truck jacks idiot
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by Calvin Duffy

Sean - June 11, 2009, 12:37 pm
... a little nudge from Pat.
Mark - June 11, 2009, 12:24 pm
He's one little nudge from changing his name to Matt.
Hordika - June 11, 2009, 12:14 pm
Wonder if his name is Jack?
Hector - February 22, 2009, 2:07 pm
A classic. First seen years ago as "Why women live longer than men." I love the 4x4's propping the truck but even more, I love that he's using a cutting torch on what appears to be the fuel tank.

dominance -

TAGS: trucks
Rating: 1.6/5
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
well, check the ban thread....lol
forseti - November 8, 2010, 4:17 pm
LOL... no! I just released "shift" too early I guess ;)
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 4:00 pm
did you post this # on purpose, Forseti?

false advertising -

TAGS: stuck truck advertising
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 7, 2015, 3:38 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 7, 2015, 6:15 am
Yes, a 5er

dear truck driver -

Challenge -

TAGS: calendar carsh drinking truck work
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:11 am
Hadn't seen this one yet, Yuk-yuk! I luv when Lady Luck has a sense of humor! Thanks for sharing! 5 laughing lions!